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What do you think you'rrre lookin' at, scum? You'd best turn tail and march out of Cobra territory if you wanna live to see tomorrow.
Or maybe you'd like a private escort. My steel-tipped moccasins would be honored to show you the way out.
Wait... What's that you're holdin' there?
I don't talk to no one unless they have a Green recommendation letter. Now move! Hssssss!
I don't talk to no spies. Now move! Hssssss!
A Green recommendation letter...!? Well, why didn't you say so?
Gimme that...... Hmmmmm......
Kalsu-Kalasu! That meddling weasel. How many times have I told him that we don't need any more driveling peons cluttering our ranks and filling up on our ale...no offense, of course.
On the other hand, we could always use an extra blade. Our feathered friends from the east have backed us into a corner and it'll take more than quaint pleasantries to get us out. What'd you say your name was again?
Player Name... Doesn't sound too imposing, but I guess we have your mamma to blame for that, eh?
Now listen up, 'cause I'm only gonna say this once. Just because some Taru playin' soldier in Rolanberry thinks you got what it takes, doesn't mean you get a free pass into the Cobras.
You're gonna have to prove yourself before the boss'll even consider whether you're worthy to lick the dhalmel dung off her boots.
You've seen all those towers in West Sarutabaruta, right? Well, according to the Tarus, they play an important role in defendin' the Federation.
Problem is, they're older than the warts on my dead granddaddy's corpse, and a day don't go by when one or two of 'em up and stop runnin'.
So to ensure the safety of Windurst, the brains down at the Manustery have whipped up a solution...
Zonpa-Zippa's All-Purpose Putty!
Yeah, yeah. That crackpot name makes the bile in my gut churn, but what do you expect from a Taru?
Anyway, I want you to take this concoction to at least three towers and seal up any cracks you can find.
Why doesn't the Manustery do this themselves, you ask? Have you been to the Manustery? Those runts wouldn't last a second outside the city walls. That's why they hired us.
And now the task has been passed on to you, rookie! You should be honored!
It's not every day a commoner like you gets the opportunity to prove himself/herself to the Cobras. Don't let us down, Player Name...or you'll have me to answer to!
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