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Priztrix: Don'tcha think dat furrowed brow and cocked head o' yers escaped me. Yer int'rested in dis chest, ain'tcha?
Well, ya gots good right tah be, 'cause even us Gobbies is fascimanated wit' it. It's some sorta myst'ry box salvaged from a shipwreck in da Gugru Blue! Da mysterious part is dat what goes in don't necessarilies come out!
While I may tout its amazin'ness, don'tcha think fer even a second dat I's at liberty tah divulge hows we came by it.
Still, I likes yer face. It's a kind face, one dat says ya won't stabs me in da back, which is more'n I can say fer my own mum. Lemme shows ya how to use dis myst'ry box.
Bah-dah-bah-dahm dah-daaahm!
Ya open da chest. Dat's it. And da kicker be dat I'm da one doin' da openin'.
Ya just gets tah stand dere gawkin' in astonishmament. Easy gig, no?
Oh yeah, 'fore I forget.
What good's a chest if ya ain't gots da key? Well, da key to dis chest is da fine art o' waitin'.
Also, I calls da amount o' time ya's waited yer circa...circama...circamadamian...ugh, yer "daily tally."
It ain't just da name dat's catchy, though. Da higher yer tally, da gooder yer goods get! Can't get much good--er, simpler dan dat.
Finally, ya opens da chest.
Oooh, I can barely contain m'self thinkin' o' all da riches I--er, ya could have!
Oh, dat's right!
Heyheyhey, got any items ya won't be needin'? If so, fork 'em over 'n yer daily tally'll increase!
Mebbe not by much, but dat's better'n nothin', am I right?
And dere's no better feelin' dan takin' trash and turnin' it into treasure. It's pramactically a new kind o' alchemy!
But don't go gung ho 'n overfills da thing 'til its hinges break. Myst'ry boxes don't grow on goobbues, y'know.
Plus, I'll be here tah stops ya if I sees ya stuffin' whole Gobbiebags worth o' possessions in dere, so don't worry yer oversized noggin' over and over over it.
Whats was I sayin' again? Ugh, never mind.
Sadly, howsever, anodda myst'ry 'bout dis chest is dat it won't takes just any ol' bauble.
It has da taste o' a picky peiste--it feasts upon nothin' but da rarest and unique-est o' artifacts.
Lastly, since we don't knows where da items go once inside, ya ain't gettin' nothin' back datcha put in.
Ya reap whatcha sow, and da weather ain't always condusimasive to a good harvest, am I right? My condolemances in advance for any losses ya mights incur from da myst'ry box's fickle nature.
Oh ho, I's forgettin' tah explain somethin' to ya. See dese “special dials”? Dey're super primo, but I still no know wut's gonna be in dere.
So I's not be takin' no responsibility if somethin' weird 'n wacky comes out. Got it? Ya open it, ya keep it.
'N openin' 'em requires some kinda secret technique. Maybe it'll succeed, maybe tha box'll break. 'Sif I know. But ya can only try 'em once a day.
Dat all make 'nough sense tah ya? Just say da woid when ya wanna use my services. I's more'n happy tah help.
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