Nomad Moogle: Been working hard, or hardly working, kupo? Remember that by pressing the "Merit Points" button in the "Status" menu, you can check merit point totals, change experience accumulation modes, and adjust skills and attributes. Oho, kupo! Or perhaps you're looking to transcend your limits? Because that could also be arranged... What will you ask about?
Exceeding your limits.
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Nomad Moogle: Splendid! Superlative! In that case, without further ado... Yoo-hoooooo! Mister Magian Moogle man! Over here, kupo! Magian Moogle: Yes, yes... I'm coming already. And keep your voice down, will you? I could hear your hooting and hollering from a malm away, kupo... Maat: (Seems the poor fella's resigned himself to his fate...) Nomad Moogle: Same deal as last time. Got it, kupo? And today, we'll also be recruiting the services of a very special guest! Parike-Poranke: Howdy-ho, fatty-watties! Nomad Moogle: Ladies and gentlemoogles, I proudly present Parike-Poranke, esteemed researcher of enterological magic from the Windurstian Orastery, who was kind enough to take time away from his data-gathering for this especial occasion, kupo! Maat: (Parike-Poranke? The self-styled brown mage? Why do I get the feelin' we're in for a real mess this time...?) Parike-Poranke: Honored to be here, my pudgy purple-winged friends! I've been hopin' to test out my latest laxative spell, but lately my lab's been as barren as a set of freshly evacuated bowels. This is just the belly-bursting opportunity I've been looking for! Nomad Moogle: ...Ahem. To make room for a fresh fount of power inside you, we must first expel the old. A simple truth, no, kupo? Maat: (Ulp... My stomach's gettin' queasy just thinkin' about it.) Nomad Moogle: ... ...Very well. Come and kneel down right before me, Player Name... Parike-Poranke, you may take your position over there. Parike-Poranke: Alright!!! Prepare to have your innards turned inside out! Nomad Moogle: And you, my friend, prepare to unleash the most vigorous volley of moogle magic you can manage, kupo. Magian Moogle: ...Understood. I am ready whenever the rest of you are. Then let us begin! (Gee, I sure hope this works, kupo...) Parike-Poranke: Bulging...belly...! (Was that it...? Bah, never mind!) BURST!!!!!! Nomad Moogle: Now! Now, kupo! ... Parike-Poranke: Success! Ahahaha, glorious success!!! The last time I tried that one, I was scrubbing my lab clean for a month! Maat: (I don't know who's more frightening, this fellow or the moogle who brought him here...) Nomad Moogle: (How curious. The more excruciating the pain they endure, the stronger these adventurers grow. Perhaps my trials are not as torturous as they should be...?) Ahem...er, nothing. Nothing at all! You look in fine fettle, my adventuring friend. Go out there and get 'em! Farewell, kupo! Parike-Poranke: I can't thank you enough! Why, you've given me enough data to write a year's worth of reports. Next time you're feeling a little backy-wacked up, you know who to call! Ta-taru! Nomad Moogle: Rejoice, Player Name, for the procedure was a staggering success! Whole new horizons await you out there, and I suspect you're feeling famished. Go and feast to your heart's content! |