The first rule of the Star Onion Brigade...
For those of you who don't kno～w...
Is to fight for truth, justice, and the onion way!
As long as there is love and dreams...we will be the protectors of goodiness!
We are the Star Onion Briga～de!
Hey, you! Yes, you, the grown-up there! What are you staring at? You wanna join our Star Onion Brigade, don'taru?
Join the ranks of the S.O.B.?
- I was born to be an S.O.B.!
Ah! Oh, oh, rea～lly?
(I didn't expect you'd want to join... Oh, boy! What do I do now?)
Time to powwow! Powwow! Let's have a secret-wecret meeting!
Evewybody gadder togeder!
That's the leader's line...!
Everybody gather together!
C'mon, let's huddle!
(So...erm...what do we do?)
Papo-Hopo: (We can't let a gwown-up join dis gwoup!)
Papo-Hopo: (Dis gwoup was formed to oppose selfish gwown-ups.)
Gomada-Vulmada: (Huh? What's shellfish got to do with this?)
Pyo Nzon: (But, hey, grrrown-ups have lots of money. If we let grrrown-ups join our grrroup, they could buy us lots of trrreats!)
Yafa Yaa: (Don't think of trrreats! Motherrr always says, "Honorrr before gain!")
Gomada-Vulmada: (Huh? Who's "on a beef again"?)
We're never going to decide!
You haven't said anything yet.
What do you think, Pichichi?
Pichichi: Don't athk me! I haven't got a clue! But my mommy thaid she wanted a tail!
Well, grown-up...you heard the girl!
For the sake of Pichichi! For the sake of Windurst's peace, love, and righteousness!
It's decided then. If you bring us a tail, we'll let you join the Star Onion Briga～de!
- You've got to be kidding!
What, are you afraid of us or something? Well, that's because we, the Star Onion Brigade, are invincible!
Papo-Hopo: Da Star Onion Bwigade are invincible!
Gomada-Vulmada: Are invincible-wincible!
Yafa Yaa: Arrre invincible!!!
Pyo Nzon: Yeah, we'rrre prrretty invincy-bull!
Pichichi: Are invinthible!
Übergabe des Rarab tails und Abschluss
A rarab's tail!?
Listen, I know we said to get a tail, but a poor, little, innocent rarab...?
Pichichi: Oh, look! It'th a tail like mommy wanted!
Is this the tail you wanted for your mother? Is this what she was looking for?
Pichichi: Yeth, of courthe! Mommy's hotel ith called "The Rarab Tail Hothtelry"! You thee?
Mommy always wants lots of Rarab tail! She uthes them to make pickles for the cuthtomers.
You don't say...?
Well then, I guess that decides it, then! You, grown-up, have passed the test, and can join our brigade!
This Justice badge is the symbol of the Star Onion Brigade! Don't go losing it!